1. Elvis is dead
2. Jesus was not white
3. Rap music is here to stay
4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean.
5. Skinny does not equal sexy.
6. Thomas Jefferson had black children
7. A 5-year old is too bid for a stroller
8. N' SYNC will never hold a candle to Jackson 5
9. An occansional BUTT whopping helps a child stay in line.
10. Having your children curse u out in public is not normal.
10 Truths white and black know, but hispanic people won't admit.
1. Hickeys are not attractive.
2. Chicken is food, not a roommate.
3. Jesus is not a name for your son.
4. Your country's flag is not a car decoration.
5. Maria is a name but not for every other daughter.
6. "jump out and run" is not in any insurance policy
7. 10 people to a car is considered to many, escpecially a standard pickup.
8. Buttoning just the top of your shirt is a bad fashion statement.
9. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every person in your family
10. Letting your children run wildly through the store is not normal.
Truths White and Hispanic people know, but black people won't admit.
1. O.J. did it
2. Tupac is dead
3. Teeth should not be decorated (grills belong in backyards) =) good one!
4. Weddings should start on time
5. Your pastor doesn't know everything
6. Jesse Jackson will never be president.
7. RED is not a kool-aide flavor, it is a color.
8. Church does not require expensive clothes.
9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.
10. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than cars.
Hopefully i didn't offend anybody...and if i did. oh well. just punch me in the face.
jk if you do i'll punch back...................)))))) seriously.
